Good news everyone I’ve discovered that with the power of positive thinking, I have been able to instantly change my life, this is absolutely incredible that I was able to do this, basically all I needed to do was think about what I wanted to change and it was changed just like that, some people will be thinking it can’t be that easy, but it really is, all you need is to be is positive. I’m not saying that I’m super happy or anything, but what I am saying is things that I don’t like about myself and am able to change, have been changed. If I get sad I’m going deal with it in the same way, but one of the things I changed is my ability to say how I feel well the ability was always there but the will to say it wasn’t, I guess what I’m trying to say is I don’t give a fuck if you know that I will cut myself when I get sad and don’t care what you think when I write about it.

In other news...I would like to take the time to tell you about this guy who came into the shop today, He was wearing a white coat, had long hair, glasses and was listening to music. The first odd thing about this guy was he was staring at some other person in the shop and to be honest I thought he was going to walk over to him and start humping his leg, not sure what this says about my imagination but it sure is fucked up, I mean humping another guys leg in a public place what a total loser, I’d have waited till he went outside and round the corner, anyway back to what I was talking about. The second thing that was odd is he spoke funny like a little 10 year old but he must have been about 17-18, and the third thing and the main reason I’ve decided to tell you about him is that he asked me if it would be possible for me to get a mic for his headset (it has a removable mic and costs like £10) and after asking the boss if the company did them my thought stayed the same so I told him no, then he asked me if anyone needed the one that was in another one that was for sale...after thinking how retarded that was for 10 seconds I replied with “You’d need to find the person that buys it and ask them if they would like to give you the mic, but why would anyone buy a headset and give one of its main functions away” he didn’t seem impressed with my logic and walked out the door crying like a little baby. (No it wasn’t Kris but it reminded me of him :P)

I’m not so sure what the fuck I’m on but I am making use of this site by saying what is on my mind and getting it out there. I also discoverer a good way to meet girls is to take your pussy with you, I know this because there was a cat in the shop and this young lady was like “awww so cute” and it started a conversation, didn’t go far but If her boyfriend wasn’t there I totally would have not asked her out cause I didn’t discover the power of positive thinking until about 30 minutes ago while laying on my bed and the cat jumped up and lay down beside me and then I tried to push it off my bed but it just dug it’s claws in and wouldn’t budge and that’s when it hit me like a bus on the motorway.

Let’s all thank the power of positive thinking.

Love, Chris.